chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad

"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"

by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014

Chopped Liver

To state that something or someone is useless and/or not important.

Kath: Oh Brett you’re so helpful!

Kim: Oh and what am I? Chopped Liver?

by add my snap - goshsoph October 12, 2020

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

chop a bone

Hanging out; booling; having a good time with your buddies

Also: "chop the bone"

You gotta come over tonight, Tony and Bryce are coming to my place and we're gonna chop a bone.

We were chopping the bone all weekend.

by cyber_meat September 21, 2023

Mad Chop

A truly ugly woman

Damn bruh, she mad chop

by IHerlz March 6, 2023

meow chops

Hitting another person with a claw shaped hands in a random fast manner,often used by girls in cat fights or in that instance fighting some one else.

Girl1:I totally own you with my meow chops
Girl2:Try it bitch

by nakedLarry August 31, 2010