A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.
by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022
Get the Chaosmug. True chaos is to have free will. Action with consequences. The consequences can be bad or good. But it also acknowledges that people view your actions differently. True chaos allows growth, change, and provides an open mind. It will never be certain but it's certainly uncertain.
by Chugger naught August 10, 2024
Get the True Chaosmug. Hym “Look at us. We’re surrounded by chaos. But which of us is flourishing Jordan? Which of us is colluding with the media to render the dissent of their detractors moot? ‘It’s not me. It can’t be me. I’m a clinician!’ You think, as you pat yourself on the back for winning a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing until I was in my late 20s. And look what you do with the spoils of your victory. Wield them against your enemies. No different than the people who came after you.”
by Hym Iam October 6, 2022
Get the Chaosmug. by petrichoir April 15, 2022
Get the chaosmug. The primordial state of chaos gave birth to Gaia, Tartarus, Erebus, and Nyx, the fundamental deities of the universe.
by Arminkshipper October 19, 2024
Get the chaosmug. by PehPengKhoon November 23, 2021
Get the chao mingmug.