Johnny Carson

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

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Cason

Someone who has no friends and never will be loved

Girl 1 :Hey look at that kid he has no friends and no one will ever love him

Girl 2 : He is such a Cason

by NinJax3620 July 30, 2018

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Carson

Carsons are typically that one white guy who is super racist and sexist but disguises it with his sense of humor.

"This one guy just told me he thought monkeys lived in Africa"
"Ugh, I bet his name is Carson."

by SorryIfYouCantHandleTheTruth May 31, 2017

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A fucking “no it all”. He thinks he is the smartest in the room but actual is insecure. Acts tough but can’t stand up like a real man. Loves to argue about dumb shit. Rages easily.

“You a fucking dick, you CASON”

by Faggot killer September 8, 2019

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