The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
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Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
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A very unhealthy lifestyle in which someone claims they are vegan or vegetarian but only consumes bread, cheese, pasta, and other carbohydrate rich food items and hardly ever consumes vegtables and other protein rich vegetarian foods such as tofu and beans
Female: I’m so fucking fat and I switched to the vegetarian lifestyle to loose this weight
Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers
Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help
Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help
Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers
Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help
Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help
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Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
by DietCyanide November 8, 2018
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Mark: “Damn Carbon 1920 throwing that fire again”
Sam:”I know he said he is bringing us some new stuff!”
Sam:”I know he said he is bringing us some new stuff!”
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The only store there is inside the bar and all the kids that come out of that school either become geniuses or dropouts. Nothin in between.
The only store there is inside the bar and all the kids that come out of that school either become geniuses or dropouts. Nothin in between.
“CC is going to Stanford and DD dropped out of high school. Man, I can’t believe it. They used to be best friends.”
“I can. They both went to Carbonado.”
“I can. They both went to Carbonado.”
by TR123 December 14, 2018
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