Super cancer

A for of heart, lung, stomach, brain, kidney, ect. cancer that can only be contracted from exposure to chrono radiation. Chrono radiation itself can only be found on board and in every nook and cranny of time machines. The truth is time travel is real and possible but will cause super cancer at some point in the travelers life be it immediately after or 12 months before. Due to it's extremely unpredictable nature time travel has been all but outlawed to prevent spread of Super cancer

Doc: Hey martey I went to a rejuvenation clinic. They got me all fixed up change of blood, new kidney, they even cured my super cancer

Marty: Super cancer?

Doc: Yeah, side effect of time travel. Of course you ALWAYS wore your lead-lined suit in the time machine right?

Marty: SHIT

by Blarny December 28, 2011

Dude Cancer.

A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

by is3190 June 18, 2009

ROBLOX Cancer

5 year olds that make Roblox games that contain extremely cancerous or dead memes.

Hey dude I just found some Roblox cancer on Roblox earlier today.

by HonoredMEME2407 December 16, 2018

Cancer Crew

three of the ugliest youtubers known to man, though they may be pure. They consist of MaxMoeFoe, iDubbbz, and FilthyFrankTV. Known for their disgusting cake videos and terrible jokes, they have a wide audience spanning across multiple platforms.

Wow man, I was watching the Cancer Crew yesterday. They're into some shit.

by mmmatsuo January 30, 2017

Self-cancel

To kill yourself

Rufus: This hangover is devastating.
Guy 1: I feel so bad that I want to self-cancel.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

cancer

The only superpower that humans can possess.

Cancer-boy: DUDE my cells are growing out of control!!!!!!

by JJW00SH November 4, 2007

vowel cancer

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!

You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007