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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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sarah calhoun

A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 28, 2017
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Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling
Babs sure must have cock callouses
by Mattchew December 8, 2017
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taylor calloway

Dude don't you wanna be as cool as Taylor Calloway.
by Shrek7393838399393 May 4, 2018
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100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
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Camel callous

When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.
Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.
by 1beerlord September 15, 2018
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Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting
I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina
by wheresward October 22, 2018
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