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calculator sex

when you have unrully sex with a math geek and or math device
man that calulator was good for the calculator sex!
BOOO-YAH!
by 123 do me? April 4, 2009
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Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".
Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010
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AP Calculus

I don't know what everybody keeps griping about. This was EASY! Especially the AP Calculus BC exam. If you want to rack your brain good and hard, go try some 'real' math first, e.g. abstract algebra or functional analysis.
AP Calculus AB student: "Oh my gawd this is SO HARD!!"

Senior Math major: "Bitch, please. I'll take related rates and integration by parts over rings and external direct products any day."
by rapdechocobo October 26, 2011
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callus:

1: A person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with Kanye West

2: A thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark

3: A mass of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone and is converted into bone in healing

4: The soft tissue that forms over a wounded or cut plant surface
callus:
Kanye West is a very callus person and does not care about the feelings of any one.

Taylor Swift accepts the Moonman Award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me" Until Kanye West callously cuts in and steals her big moment!
by MissKittyX3 September 22, 2009
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Calluming

"Calluming" is a term from the game World of Warcraft to describe the discriminating of one publicly in the middle of Dalaran, or in a random PuG over their spec, enchant, and gem choices, resulting in humiliation of that player. The term was named after a certain person named Callum, due to his regular 'calluming'.
Man, that was a calluming and a half!
by Kabell June 3, 2010
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Calculus

Something warm, fuzzy, and incredibly useful.
A point mass moves in the xy-plane with a velocity given by 6t2+9t+2. What's its average velocity between t=1 and t=4?

Try solving that one without calculus.
by calculus is 1337 October 2, 2005
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calcumaniac

NOUN: Someone who is addicted or obsessed with using or becoming more aware of the operations of a calculator.
Greg used the calculator so much that he could be considered a calcumaniac.
by runekey February 20, 2009
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