"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
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Get the Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King IIImug. To critically injure or cause extreme pain.
by jarncki November 14, 2015
Get the crunchmug. by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011
Get the zoodabega crunchmug. -To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
Get the Cool Crunchmug. by lilLasagna December 6, 2019
Get the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug. 
Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!
What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?
What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?
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Get the crunchmug.