Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out
by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022
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corn kisser

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"
by JakoTheDova September 07, 2017
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corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.
by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013
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Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 17, 2020
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corn swapping

Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.
When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.
by LetMeSmellYourFeet January 25, 2014
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Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation
{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"
by driver_wanted November 04, 2009
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