Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
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comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status
anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
by mindy444 January 29, 2011
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comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.
I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.
by The older Twin March 04, 2018
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Pennridge Comment

Also know as "PC"
Originated in Chestnut Hill College by a student from the high school, Pennridge. PC is when someone from Pennridge makes a comment that has everyone stop and think about how stupid it was. PC is also known as a joke killer, or an awkward silence getter.
For Example of Pennridge Comment,
1.PC:Is the house gas or oil?

Girl:Gas.

PC:How often does that get refilled?

Girl:(Stare)



2.PC:Do you have a knife on you?

Norm:Why would I carry around a knife?

PC:If I asked 10 of my best buddies from Pennridge for a knife I bet you all 10 of them would throw me a knife.

Norm:That's why you're a redneck.
by BHot 31 March 18, 2009
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Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section
you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video
by Vezo August 08, 2022
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comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.
hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....
by 13luD0G October 28, 2010
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comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.
When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating
by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024
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