Fear of Santa Claus
Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".
by TetShon December 22, 2009
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This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
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A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.
by hiplexicog October 11, 2014
Get the Herod Clause mug.01: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person have done something wrong (you believe have).
02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.
03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.
02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.
03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.
If your family and your baby mama/baby daddy have been spending too much time without you, chances are, that's probable cause. (Referring to sentence 1.)
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Get the Probable Cause mug.The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.
by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003
Get the Hogan Clause mug.Causing A Ruckus is doing whatever you want and not giving a Fuck what anyone thinks!
Causing A Ruckus is having the Balls to say what you have to say when nobody will speak up.
Causing A Ruckus is Blah Blah Blah!
Causing A Ruckus is having the Balls to say what you have to say when nobody will speak up.
Causing A Ruckus is Blah Blah Blah!
Buying underwear at the Dollar Store, putting them on and having the Cashier scan your under pants so you can pay for them when you did not lose a bet and then she say oh you so funny! You are Causing A Ruckus! Then I say, speak English Bitch!
Having a Remote Controlled Wheelchair and having Ruckus Von Rowdy the Manikin ride in it on Fremont St. in Las Vegas NV., then security says you guys gotta go and we say no we are not going to leave and then we Heckle them! Security says you are Causing A Ruckus! We say- No No! We Just Advertise for them!
Having a Remote Controlled Wheelchair and having Ruckus Von Rowdy the Manikin ride in it on Fremont St. in Las Vegas NV., then security says you guys gotta go and we say no we are not going to leave and then we Heckle them! Security says you are Causing A Ruckus! We say- No No! We Just Advertise for them!
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