Capricorn and Cancer

Cancer and capricorn are most likely to have alot of things in common, otherwhise they would love eachother, if not..atleast they would be bestfriends. They could meet in the same school. They would be most likely to fall in love.

Hey, They would be a great couple or bestfriends!
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”

by tqtae October 29, 2020

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Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

by meqanick68 May 15, 2023

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Flux capacity

Your Flux Capacity is your ability to take action in the present to positively impact your future.

What is your flux capacity?
Do you have the flux capacity to make this happen?

by fluxcapacity January 20, 2019

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Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

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Capybara

Someone who is chill with everyone. Seriously, capybaras hang with freaking crocodiles, they are the chillest animals on the planet.

"Tom's such a Capybara, it seems like hes friends with everyone."

by goodluckwiththat April 12, 2017

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Captain Hero

One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.

"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."

~Captain Hero.

by Alexxx April 30, 2006

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