Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".
person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
by harrocknroll April 24, 2022

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021

A person who is gay and no one likes. He thinks he is cool but everyone hates him. Gets beat up by everyone and is the weakest person ever.
You are so Brad.
by alluaakbar December 22, 2017

by slipperyfishy January 25, 2023
