Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

da book

FaceBook

I'm just tryin to see dem titties on da book.

Muhfuckas dat act hard on da book gonna catch smoke.

by Blaq Gold January 11, 2018

Book Fair

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.

Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!

by pro urban May 9, 2022

Book Bomb

A coordinated effort to buy an author's book on opening day so as to dramatically increase the author's chance of rising in the ranking system. The higher an author climbs in the ranking system, the more exposure they will get, thus increasing their overall sales of the book.

Example: "Hey OJD, today is Enola Gay's Book Bomb! Don't forget to buy her book "The Prepared Family Cookbook!"

by The Orange Jeep Dad August 26, 2013

Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.

There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.

by GBrell May 3, 2009

creepin the book

stalking people on facebook for hours on end. usually you do not know the person and you stare at their pictures and want to suddenly be friends with them. it is just a symptom of the excessive use of facebook.com

i'm creepin the book as we speak.

by ecoch March 27, 2009

vent book

A vent book being a book where people Wright there feelings and draw them in a book to vent in a book made to vent in

:guy1:Hey bitch
Guy2: my life sucks and I wanna die

Guy1: that sucks you should have a vent book I made one Bc my 8th girl and I broke up good thing I have 7 more

by Pp_milf July 25, 2021