"Paul was having a good time playing with Brittany's tits until he discovered flakes of boob cheese underneath her breasts."
by Mo'lester July 03, 2016
A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.
"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
by sarzia September 30, 2011
A reverse motorboat; when a woman with large breasts lays over another man/woman and waggles/slaps/shimmies their boobies/tatas in their face.
Great for improving any bad day!
Great for improving any bad day!
by Boone Mo's July 31, 2010
A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
by gay loser baby August 19, 2014
The slack-jawed look of a typical man who is staring obviously at a womens boobs. The common man, while in this trance, is oblivious to all activities other than the bouncing of the target females boobs.
Usually ends disastrously (a slap to the face.)
Usually ends disastrously (a slap to the face.)
Kasey: Oh. My. God. That freak Aaron is giving me a boob stare! Eeeeeewww...
Aaron: Hey bro, check it out! Are you seeing what i am seeing? Look at Kasey's boobs!!!
Aaron: Hey bro, check it out! Are you seeing what i am seeing? Look at Kasey's boobs!!!
by Boobinator15 August 12, 2011
by Pigliver July 19, 2009
Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
by SlopNChop January 24, 2017