Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

blizzy blowed

When you become extremely high strictly from smoking blunts.

Me: This is my fourth blunt, I'm blizzy blowed.

by sloticus January 3, 2015

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

Blows candle

The phrase you use after spilling some tea, or something scandalous, to end the discussion.

She used to be skinny, but now she’s fat... *blows candle*

by Isingforfun May 6, 2019

butt blow

n.
Explosive diarrhea. When you can no longer hold it in and when released, comes out in an explosive manner. See also assplosion

After eating all that Mexican food, I developed a bad case of butt blow. Man, I needed a whole box of matches to clear up the stench from that one!

by wesleywillis November 3, 2007

Blow Chops

Term used in Brooklyn usually meaning smd (suck my dick) or some dick in general.

Can also mean your are sucking someone's dick ( not literally ) or all up on them or in their business

Dan: Boy you ugly
Bob: Blow Chops son

Katie: She is so ugly
Jenn: You blowing mad chop

by Created By Me August 27, 2015

Toothy blow

What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.

"How the hell did you get AIDS from a blowjob?"
"It was a toothy blow, man...(sniff)"

by Intermezzo February 8, 2005