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piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.
Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.
by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009
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fish biscuit

I couldn't keep going after getting a whiff of her fish biscuit.
by laporte July 11, 2009
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Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.
by chimchanga May 24, 2011
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Nab that biscuit

Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.

To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.

It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."
Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.

or

Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!
by Cubonebone February 7, 2010
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sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.
Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
by penumbra July 14, 2006
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BiscuitDoughJones

Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.

To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.

It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
If Edward James Olmos was a female, he would be a BiscuitDoughJones.
by killyourselfbizkit May 9, 2008
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Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
by Bill March 23, 2004
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