Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

beat and chaw

Verb: to masturbate (preferably to pornography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth...the spitter must be within reach to grab with your left hand to spit while youre still wanking...makes the masturbation sesh more relaxing and pleasurable

dude after school im goin to the 7-11 to get a tin of copenhagen, then im going home and having a beat and chaw before my parents get home...last time i did it my dick was throbbing and i shot my load 6 feet! too bad i spilled my spitter afterwards

by dipfuck bigballs October 27, 2008

Beat a nigga ass

Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro

Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass

by dr. z July 6, 2015

beat an egg

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

beat cha' meat

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

by Ryan f May 31, 2006

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009