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beasley

the funniest and most hiddenly adorable boy to walk the planet :
that boys a BEASLEY!
by NONCE October 30, 2007
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The Beatles

Obla Dee, Obla Da, Lets have sex.
Guy: I love the Beatles.
Girl: Want to have sex?
by Serbius April 23, 2009
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The beatles

one of the best bands in history. are made up of: john lennon, ringo starr, paul mccartney & george harrison. An english rock band that rocked the stage.
'the beatles are the best band EVER.'
'i know right, they rule.
by lolsl October 25, 2009
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Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.
"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
by nowimboard August 7, 2008
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The Beatles

Culturally important, musically decent band with a shit fanbase full of uninformed ignorant twats and philistines who spend their time comparing their work to Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. Social phenomena mistaken for genius. The marketing was genius, that's about it.
Beatles fan: "Omg The Beatles are the best band ever if you don't think that you don't know anything about music!"

Normal guy: "Well I don't think they're the best band ever, but I do enjoy some of their work."

*beatles fanboy rages just because of a different opinion*

Beatles fan: "omgz u don't kno anyting about music lolz i bet u lissen 2 justin bieber lolz i was born in da wrong generation tumbs up if u agree :DDD lel rap is crap lel rap retards attemptin poetry so funneh lel I is so cleverr Helter skelter first metal song because dats what the media told me and i just copy wat dey say XDDD*
by TheBeatlesNumber1fan October 24, 2012
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The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
by Rud November 8, 2007
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The beatles

shit. They didn't invent music. They are shit.
Rowan: The beatles invented music.

Me: Stfu! They invented nothing. They're shit.
by aliceontoast May 24, 2010
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