Basic white bitch

Usually goes by the name of Jennifer and denies being a basic person. Enjoys basic dice games and is very competitive.

Jennifer is such a basic white bitch

by Vortre July 24, 2018

Visual Basic

A powerful RAD (rapid application development) progamming language that allows for easy creation of windows programs. Its main flaw is the fact that micro$hit made it, and therefore under their monopoly, it only runs on windows. Another complaint is about the way many new users use the language. They just paste a couple of objects on a form, user a few undeclared variables (variants, which are slow), and run the program. A real program creates objects at runtime and user delared variables at all times (forced by Option Explicit.) Other than that, it is a good language. It is easy enough to learn for beginners (unlike other languages such as java/C++) and powerful enough to perform complicated calculations and make windows-based programs and games with readable code.

'This is a sample VB program
'It finds the prime factors of any number the user specifies
'Declare Objects
Dim WithEvents txtNumber As TextBox
Dim WithEvents lblPrime As Label
Dim WithEvents cmdFactor As CommandButton

Private Sub cmdFactor_Click()
Dim counter&, answer$, number&
'Check to make sure user entered a valid number
If Not IsNumeric(txtNumber) Then Exit Sub
If Len(txtNumber) = 0 Or txtNumber > 2000000000 Or Sgn(txtNumber) = -1 Then Exit Sub
'Create variable = to what user entered.
number = txtNumber
'factor out 2's
Do While number Mod 2 = 0
number = number / 2
answer = answer & " * 2"
Loop
'factor out other numbers
For counter = 3 To number Step 2
Do While number Mod counter = 0
'exit when primes are exhausted
If number = 1 Then Exit Do
number = number / counter
answer = answer & " * " & counter
Loop
Next counter
'results
MsgBox Right$(answer, Len(answer) - 3), 15, "The Prime Factors of " & txtNumber & " are..."
'gives the textbox focus
txtNumber.SetFocus
End Sub

Private Sub Form_KeyDown(KeyCode%, Shift%)
'pressing escape exits the program
If KeyCode = 27 Then Unload Me
End Sub

Private Sub Form_Load()
'set up form
With Me
.KeyPreview = True
.Move (Screen.Width - .Width) \ 2, (Screen.Height - .Width) \ 2
End With
Set txtNumber = Controls.Add("VB.TextBox", "txtNumber")
With txtNumber
.Move (Me.Width - .Width) \ 2, (Me.Height - .Width) \ 2
.Visible = True
End With
Set lblPrime = Controls.Add("VB.Label", "lblPrime")
With lblPrime
.Caption = "Find Prime Factors Of What Number?"
.Move txtNumber.Left, txtNumber.Top - 800, .Width, .Height + 400
.Visible = True
End With
Set cmdFactor = Controls.Add("VB.CommandButton", "cmdFactor")
With cmdFactor
.Caption = "Factor"
.Default = True
.Move txtNumber.Left, txtNumber.Top + 800
.Visible = True
End With
End Sub

Private Sub Form_Terminate()
'clean up
Dim clrObject As Object
For Each clrObject In Me
clrObject = ""
Next clrObject
End
End Sub

by too good for a name December 5, 2004

Nerd Bashing

Nerd Bashing is the unfortunate activity society enjoys today, though it started back when the Media started making its discriminatory propeganda broadcasts, mainly targeting "emos," Communists, and the main focus on my little article: "Nerds."
While people say it's all their fault, I disagree otherwise. Nerd bashing, among other minority prejudice, can take place in the following forms:

Physical
-Shoving
-Punching
-Kicking
-"Stuffing in Locker" as portrayed in movies.
-Anything related to physical abuse
Emotional
-Insulting
-Teasing
-Social Rejection
-Related forms

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you may end up working for one." Bill Gates at his Graduation.

"I have always been against society's "popular image" and "social structure." Democracy, unfortunately, can't do anything without violating it's constitution to strongly enforce anti-discriminatory laws. Only a strong Socialist-like movement can promise equal rights to not only the majority, but to also the minority, in which nerds are included in it. Nerd bashing is wrong and should be outlawed beyond the workplace and into typical society, as well as the other in the minority" -Me

by BeerChuggin'German October 16, 2008

Basic's

Noun referring to "basic bitches." Basic's are the typical girl that thinks they are cool because they're artsy, can make a duck face, carry around coffee cups, and where designer brands. You'll know a basic when you see one.

1: "dude checkout those girls, they're all wearing the same designer outit and they're walking around with empty coffee cups and taking selfie.

2: yeah they're basic's

1: werd.

by BasicsTheseDays September 4, 2013

basic fish

Saying Basic Bitch when your parents are around.

Becky:Omg theres Sandra
Amelia:She's drinking Starbucks, shes such a basic fish

by Beauty And The Beat Boots May 5, 2016

possum bashin'

A sport in which one sneaks up on or chases down a possum and bashes it with a club like device on the head. At the end of the allotted time the team with the most possums wins. (Possum bashing can also be done in exhibition form where only one group bashes soley for the enjoyment of the sport.

Tonight were a goin' possum bashin' and tomorrow Mama is gonna make us possum stew with all our killins.

by Thomas Jude March 11, 2008

Bashir

1. Also called Bouzet Bashir; is the most famous Lebanese ice cream franchise since 1936.

2. Discrete word for "Blowjob", sometimes mistaken for "Let's get some ice cream".

GF: How about a Bashir?
BF: Nah...already had one with Mustafa.
GF: WTF?!

by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017