bacon

Tastiest substance in our known universe

Also derogatory for cop

(Tim eats some bacon, looks off to the right, falls down due to the orgasmical event of eating bacon)
Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))

by S.D.S.W. April 21, 2008

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 17, 2004

Bibbity Bobbity Bacon

The act of adding bacon or bacon bits to other foods

Not interested in this salad? Well then Bibbity Bobbity Bacon,I just made it an entrée.

by dph1479 July 6, 2010

Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

bacon bit

A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".

I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.

by Ovary July 23, 2002

Bacon Head

When your a Robuxless noob with no money to swag out your character

Ewww get away from me you bacon head come back when you get yourself some robux

by MylesTheRobloxKing May 20, 2018

artificial bacon

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

by Neil Hindle October 4, 2005