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Baltimore Club Music

Is music from Baltimore thats not originally theirs, It contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a faggot on ecstasy. The music is claimed to "go harder than D.C. GoGo" but doesn't.
Baltimore Club Music...

B-More Cat- Fuck ya'll D.C. GoGo (While dancing Faggotly on ecstasy to B-More Club)

DC Goon- Man Fuck you (While Beating his feet all over the B-more Club Music Faggots face while listening to GoGo)
by divaqueensupreme May 5, 2009
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baltic

1) man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!

2) this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!
by GrantB April 26, 2007
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baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.
guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!
by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010
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Balto

One who sucks dick to make up for their pathetic lives. Also known to take it up the ass.
"Hey balto, ur match is on mat 2!"
by Sandwich01 February 11, 2017
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baltimore club music

Sound Waves that people in Baltimore call "music."
They tried to copy D.C. go-go and failed. Terribley.
D.C. shit on Baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.
Person from Baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): Mamasay Mamasa Mascua Yea thats my shit!! *does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)*
Person from D.C.: Nigga shut yo go go wanna be ass up!! *proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by BYB*

Shanique Alaze Monique: Maury, this is the 25th time I been on your show. I have to find Dijonay, Shareefa, Koronte and Jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! *sniffs and cries*
Maury: Where are you from?
Shaunique Alaze Monique: Baltimore, Maryland!!
by Dat Girl March 25, 2008
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Balto

A boy who is as straight as a circle and sucks at basketball
Hey balto
by Sandwich01 February 11, 2017
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