California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007