costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

by Kandeez May 28, 2010

Peebee breath

someone who smells like peebee breath

Man1: hey man welcome to the dentist. lets check your breath. EWW, you got Peebee breath.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 11, 2020

Orgy-Breath

One who’s breath wreaks of several buttholes all at the same time, as if he or she just left an orgy without using Listerine.

Stay at least 2 feet back wichyo orgy-breath!

by Kentucky Klondike Originator June 14, 2018

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 20, 2017

Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild

guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022