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Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
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Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!
by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021
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Fortnite breakfast

by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021
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Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast
by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
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Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
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breakfast

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast
by boardie September 26, 2004
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japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.
"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"
by Mathetron January 26, 2007
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