duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007