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Boner stretch 

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
Boner stretch by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner Surfing 

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

Boner pain 

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.
Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.
Boner pain by Putang puncher May 24, 2016

boner puppet 

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.

boner buns 

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex
"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female
boner buns by Yonks6 July 12, 2017

Boner Chills 

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.
Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.
Boner Chills by SexDr69 October 10, 2017