sneaky barstool

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.

That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!

by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019

Singapore Barses

Singapore Buses' facebook page alter ego in Singapore, known to be supporting KKK and Robert E Lee

Dante is a Singapore Barses?

by Singapore Buses June 6, 2020

Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).

“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling”

by B-0110 July 11, 2022

barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

barse

The little bit between your balls and your arse

i have thee most sweatest barse today

by fennell September 26, 2002

barstewerd

A polite variant to the slang meaning of the word bastard.

your a bloody barstewerd

by Thomas Parsons January 29, 2004

barse

the space between the bollocks and arse, in america the 'barse' is known as the gooch

"dude, my barse is sooo itchy"

by strawberrycherry November 3, 2008