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you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.
by Melody Park May 16, 2006
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accidental bacon

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".
Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
by Fleck August 10, 2006
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The Bacon

When something is so good, it can only be described as 'the bacon' relating to how good bacon is.
'Wow that film was the bacon!'
by George E-OR B007nd October 14, 2008
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bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish
I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.
by Max Power December 9, 2004
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bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
by Rigz June 26, 2007
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Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
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