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BP DT DTF

An acronym that stands for Beer Pong, Down Town, Down To Fuck.

A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.

Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:

10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.

11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).

But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.

MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.

2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.

4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)

11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
Bro 1: "Yo bro, what do you want to do this fine Friday night?"

Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"
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BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.
That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
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That's What BP Said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
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bp_spill_tea

Bp_spill_tea is the best blackpink fan account. The account has 2078 followers on tik tok (now) and has lots of fancams and humor.
bp_spill_tea is the beqst man
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BP Oil Spill

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
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