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run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009
mugGet the run away erectionmug.

away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
mugGet the away message statusmug.

Two Cheeseburgers away

When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away

if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
by codemanbuff January 20, 2015
mugGet the Two Cheeseburgers awaymug.

go the fuck away

you tell this to someone when they're so fucking annoying
haha I have ligma

MY BOY GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU ALREADY SAID THAT LIKE A HUNNID TIMES
by Arxify January 21, 2023
mugGet the go the fuck awaymug.

Take that thing away

What you say when you want to remove GoGuardian
Teacher: can you do a favor?
Administrator: Yes?
Teacher: TAKE THAT THING AWAY RIGHT NOW
Administrator: Never...
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Take that thing awaymug.

Put the balls away

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !
by Azing102 January 8, 2019
mugGet the Put the balls awaymug.

spit on it and walk away

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2014
mugGet the spit on it and walk awaymug.

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