run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
by thiskidlovesurbandic December 05, 2009
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away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 02, 2006
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Choking the Lead Away

1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.

2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.
The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.

Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.
by Nova Buster July 18, 2016
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Two Cheeseburgers away

When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away

if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
by codemanbuff January 20, 2015
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Hey away leon

A pro brawl star player, who never talked to a girl in his life. Only woman he talked to is “ur mom”. Every time he talks to girl, his brain burns out. During his free time, he plays chess and eat dog at same time. He said, “ I got no bitches, and eat dog give me power.”
by Hey away Leon January 08, 2023
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Sneak away sex

To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.

I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
by Jomo June 19, 2021
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Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
by antpimp July 22, 2013
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