mexican avalanche

to have sex with a pregnant woman, & then throw her down the stairs.

you took that mexican avalanche like a champ. bye-bye, baby.

by 123456homo. February 8, 2009

avalanche

When after recieving a polar bear(blow job w/ ice cube) from a female, the man skeets in her mouth suprising her and therefore making her swallow the lode or spit it all out onto her tits. thus resembling an avalanche.

after giving your daughter a sick avalanche, i was able to use the ice, jizz, and spit she regurgitated as lube to then give her a killer valley forge like i used to give your wife and sisters. Damn cutty, that bitch is as fucked up as you; after giving your entire family alaskan fire dragons she still wants to fuck without protection.

by laziest asian June 14, 2009

avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times

Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.

by Avacado taco February 23, 2017

Avatard

A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.

Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Awesome Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Awesome Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisisted?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Awesome Kid: *Facepalm*

by wrongturn January 13, 2010

avata

I man who acts like a women so he can feel like someone likes him.

Billy plays online games so he can act like a girl, so people will like him.

by Loo May 10, 2003

Avatarded

To act of getting very stoned with the intention of seeing James Cameron's Avatar. They are so fucked up that they believe they are on Pandora and "almost died" like a million times . Being so overwhelmed by the amazing spectacular environment in the theatre, in combination with the pot or any other drug will make the person retarded... Or in this case Avatarded.

Dave: Yo, what do you want to do we have a couple of hours to kill.

Steve: Lets go get fucked up and go see Avatar in 3D-Max

Dave: Dude, we're gonna be so Avatarded.

by Redford0789 March 9, 2010

avatargasm

When u either have sex for over three hours before you have an orgasm or have sex so long that you have an out of body experience like in Avatar.

Dude, while I was getting bored watching Avatar, my girlfriend gave me a hand job, then gave me a blow job, then I fucked her before I finally had an avatargasm.

by dottie69 June 1, 2010