CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.

-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.

by d3ly51d October 15, 2010

Stupid Attack

When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.

Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"

by woodrak March 8, 2011

Zack-Attack

A Zack-Attack is when a girl talks to Zack for any period of time, then spontaneously becomes a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Vam: hows relations with that one chick?
Zach: red flag bro I hit her with a Zack-Attack on accident.
Vam: damn bro sorry to hear.

by Kayne-North-North January 18, 2022

Heart Attack on a Bun

the ultimate breakfast sandwich and is made up of pork roll,bacon, egg, cheese, sausage, hash brown, and hot sauce

Yo lets go get a heart attack on a bun

by Rican Heights July 12, 2007

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005

Heavy attack cat

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.

by leeharvey June 30, 2004

Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.

-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.

by Scented October 22, 2007