Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

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assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

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assbubble

a totally retarded, skanky, pickle-buffing, poop-stain on the underpants of society.

Maria Tristan, johnny tristan, and Tyrone Biggums are all assbubbles

by yo momma! August 30, 2008

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assfuck

A insult

A way to fuck someone

The bitch called me an assfuck.
Me and jammy assfucked last night

by adam young August 29, 2014

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ASSFUCKINGBITCHHOE

Scott, Tyler, Thomas, Carter, and many more...

All of the people above are such ASSFUCKINGBITCHHOE's.

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019

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A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

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