tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.

"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

Ass Womb

The space inside of a Person’s Anal Cavity

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.

by NexusCaesar September 11, 2020

Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Ass Update

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005