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Andres

Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
Today will be and Andres day
(Today will be a good day)

-I win the lottery

-you are such and Andres
by A852 December 23, 2016
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Andres

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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Andres

Andres is the type of person that will support you as a friend, bestfriend, or as your boyfriend, if you meet andres hes really cool to hang out with he likes sports and sometimes hes rude but if you ever meet an andres you will not regret it at all because he is an amazing person and he is really fun. Having andres as a friend, bestfriend(btf), or boyfriend will be the best thing to do and youll be the happiest person if you get to meet him.
Andres kuuuu
by Lizzy.g May 31, 2018
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Andres

Andres is a sweet guy but he doesn’t show it much. He’s very fond and chill with people. He only shows what side he wants to certain people though. He’s observant but he won’t say much. Behind his shell he really holds a passionate heart. If you’re friends with a Andres you’re very lucky to have him. He knows how to make you smile.
person 1: “hey maybe we should go hang out tomorrow!”
person 2: “if andres isn’t gonna be there i’m not coming!”
person 1: “true. i’ll see if he’s able to come. he really knows how to lighten up the room”
by ballsinyurjaw September 15, 2021
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Andres Effect

When twitter user @Talketsu gets quite-retweeted and continues to make a fool of himself in the replies
This idiot, he’s under the Andres effect.
by The Wandering Samurai September 10, 2020
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Andres

The most disgusting, vile, and horrid person to be around he’s such a jack ass and a terrible bf he’s also ass at fortnite but usually a guy named Andres has a cute friend named marquis or something like that
Omfg did you see Andres’s 90’s, they’re so ass!
by Shalisa69 August 23, 2019
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