Andrés

Andrés is an all knowing, kind hearted, beautifully designed human being made by the old gods. He has a thick dick and balls and you like that

You always act like Andrés, but everybody knows you aren’t

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Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to

Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football

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Andres

The name Andres means a person who is quiet to people that he doesn't know alot but goofy to people that he knows alot. And most of the time he has his earbuds with him.

Unknown 1 : you know that guy Andres

Unknown 2 : yeah he is one of the quiet guys in the class .
Unknown 1 : what? He is one of the funniest guys

Unknown 2 : huh?

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