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Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
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car dealiar

Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.
- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.
by MACMAS October 30, 2013
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Car Surfing

When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.
“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”
by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019
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Car Bike

A bicyclist that rides on the road and takes up a lane of traffic. They think that they have the right to slow down traffic so they can ride their bike. Can usually be found traveling with other car bikes.
I was late to work, because I was forced to follow a car bike in a no passing zone.
by G.R.B. December 2, 2009
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Car Bowling

When you go through a school zone with your car and try and hit as many kids as you can.
Yo let’s go car bowling!
My high score is 26 in car bowling!
by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020
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Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
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car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister
"That twat's a right car kettle"
by ben kippin July 1, 2004
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