alpha tower

the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".

"we had her in an alpha tower"

by don't touch 2 much November 14, 2006

Alpha-Negro

The strongest person in jail.

If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.

by Charles Murfy March 10, 2009

Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.

"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"

by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020

alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 1, 2020

Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist

I'm an Alpha Female.

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022