is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
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When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
algARGHithms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about algorithms.
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Zack- did you hear what james did at the party last night? it was ahlarious
Matt- you mean hilarious?
Zack- dude who spells it like that ..not cool
Matt- you mean hilarious?
Zack- dude who spells it like that ..not cool
by mctoto March 29, 2013
Get the ahlarious mug.The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
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