alark

Alark is something you say to someone in the process of hugging them.

Jackie hugged Jenn in the hallway and screamed AlARK!

by jackieeeex3lol March 8, 2007

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.

"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel

by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

Hungarian Fire Alarm

When a girl is using a bottle of hot sauce as a dildo and it breaks releasing that fiery goodness into her clit.

Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.

by Bartholomew Xavier Optimus Prime April 21, 2008

Lunk Alarm

Planet Fitness, the home of the self-conscious exerciser, decided to get rid of the meatheads and attention seeking Guidos by hooking up an alarm system for vain bitches who find it impossible to work out without the attention of everyone else in the room.

"How's I s'posed ta get my swell on at da gym widda fuhckin Lunk Alarm goin off e'ry time I grunt"

by Boo45 April 6, 2010

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005

Alarm Tag

1. A variation of phone tag, but involving alram clocks.
2. The process of setting an alarm clock for a set time then deciding that you don't want to wake up. You proceed to hit the snooze button repedly. after about an hour of "snoozing" the alarm you end up setting it for another time not to far in the future...a good estamate is 30 to 45 min. This cycle can continue in any combonation or order untill you finally decide to get up.
3. A standard morning defence mechanism of the univerity student.

"I played alarm tag for hours this morning."
"Really"
"Ya i had ideas of grandure of waking up at 7 am"
"Dude it's past noon"
"Yup"

by ezbakeoven July 28, 2008