Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Albert

That strong type. That type of man to never back down and hold his own. That guy that'll stand up for his family and those closest to him. He's also got warm heart and loves to have meaningful experiences with those in his circle.

An Albert is unforgettable.

by Strat1 November 22, 2021

Albert

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

by alrp July 6, 2025

albert

loml

albert is my loml

by estasiii November 27, 2021

Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

by ahahhaah January 22, 2018