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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017
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Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock

Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
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Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning
by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020
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Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 19, 2012
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Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off
"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."
by Nnotbad March 29, 2022
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Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
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