Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.

Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal

When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious

by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025

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absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.

"Oi, say that to my face you absolute helmet!"

by zuradon't May 20, 2025

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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025

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