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arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks
by big fraze June 20, 2008
mugGet the arse captainmug.

scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."
She's looking scabby-arsed
by skullhead. September 7, 2012
mugGet the scabby-arsedmug.

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up
Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦
by QueenSs May 1, 2016
mugGet the Arse slurpmug.

arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
by foundryman September 30, 2012
mugGet the arse blindermug.

Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.
He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.
by Zonal K September 29, 2019
mugGet the Arse maskmug.

acid arse

An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.
Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning

Person B : What did you eat last night?

Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.

Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.
by Chrissy Bhoy December 25, 2008
mugGet the acid arsemug.

spunk in arse

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"
by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017
mugGet the spunk in arsemug.

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