Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024