Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025

shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more

Dude she slurped the shaft juice

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs on switch 1197 in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio_hack December 9, 2008

shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

by Nippppppplesareweird August 20, 2020