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the third leg

The dick between your legs
by Bory_cory October 24, 2017
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gray leggings

guys code for when a girl wants a guy to stare at her ass. When girls wear grey leggings, dudes go nuts (literally).
dude: "woah, victoria is wearin those gray leggings!"
another dude: *bones* "wow, that ass is fine"
by idontgetnosleepcauseofyall December 26, 2017
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Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.
Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?
by Wimetime December 14, 2016
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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
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Lamb Legs

Muscular legs on a hot, sexy well defined female.
She got dem lamb legs tho!!!

She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.

She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
by King Hall July 23, 2009
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Leg Finger

A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.
by Wsosos February 5, 2012
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