The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
by Bryansss December 21, 2016
Get the Bryan Garnermug. A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis
by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019
Get the Bryanmug. by Negrosan November 21, 2021
Get the Bryan williammug. a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillomug. The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.
by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013
Get the shelby bryanmug. Bryan is the best person that you will ever meet. He is so nice and caring. Bryan is kinda short, like really short . But he is still and kind, caring and funny person. if you find a Bryan keep him close to you he is, and always will be the best person you EVER meet.
by Lexie medina November 5, 2019
Get the Bryanmug.